Just something fun I thought I'd post. I might do more...
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Thursday, March 28, 2013
What everybody comes to Barnes and Noble for (Pic)...
Just something fun I thought I'd post. I might do more...
Thursday, March 21, 2013
The Cat’s Revenge
As you all probably remember, a few months ago, I posted about my cat taking over my chair and I asked you what to do. Most of you voted for me to kick my cat off the chair and reclaim my rightful place on the throne of the house.
However, naturally, my cat as an avid reader of the blog, got angry. At first, she was sly. She stopped jumping on the chair and fled whenever I started to sit, but then, when I got back from vacation, she put her plan into action. She recruited the other cat.
Yes, she somehow convinced our other cat to jump onto the chair and join her, preventing me from sitting down.
Now I know what you might be thinking. This is just a coincidence, but it is not. I see the way she stares at me cackling with her cat laugh. Okay she doesn’t cackle, but she does stare, a stare solely to humiliate me.
She has won…Or has she? I am plotting a plot of my own. A plot to overthrow her reign as master of the chair. As I said though, she reads the blog, so I cannot reveal it yet, but I don’t think she reads the comments. Tell me below what you think I should add to my plot. I may have lost the battle, but the war has just begun.
MHAHAHAHAHAHAHA-(*cough* *cough* *cough*). Wow evil laughing is hard. Just kidding, you can’t laugh and cough on a computer…Or can you?...No, you can’t
-The Anon Warrior
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Thursday, March 14, 2013
Timmy The Spider #6: Hair We Go Again...
Timmy decides it's time to start his second back up plan.
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Thursday, March 7, 2013
The Cow Pun Challenge
Recently, my family and I were walking home when my uncle told me about a case where a women hit a cow with her car. She was arrested, but she sued the farmer who owned the cow claiming the cow had mad cow disease.
We started making puns after this crazy case and it started to become a challenge to see who could make the most. I thought I’d share some with you:
-I think this case is a lot of bull.
-Most of the lawyers agree there is no gray area in this case. It’s all black and white.
-This women is trying to milk this case for all its got.
-Some say she has a legitimate claim, but I think she just has beef with the cow.
-That cow sure got creamed.
-I would tell her not to have a cow, but at this point, it’s pointless.
-She better win this case. There’s a lot at steak.
-I would say that the plaintiff was going to butcher her, but it looks like she’s already done the butchering.
-When the police first came, she tried to hide.
-That cow should have really moooooooooved.
-I heard she was trying to hit that cow. She was tailing him for five miles.
-They asked her why she did it? She said because she cud.
-I herd that in the accident she just broke a calf.
-When she was interrogated, she didn’t utter a word.
-I would go on, but the rest are cheesy.
Well I hope you veally enjoyed reading me yakking with these puns. Tell me if you want this to be a rare occurrence or you want moooore.
Tell me any puns that you think up in the comments below!
-The Anon Blogger
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Thursday, February 28, 2013
An English Rebellion: Can, Will, and May?
For many years, the English language has been filled with confusing words and sentences. It is ridden with words with thousands of meanings and meanings with thousands of words. In these segments, I aim at rooting out the issues with language and start: An English Rebellion
In our years of education and life, I doubt any of us have never experienced something like this:
You: Hey can you pass the salt?
Person: I CAN pass the salt. I am physically able to.
Let’s face it. Even though it’s annoying when it happens to you, it’s always fun to do to someone else, but is it necessary?
I want to present to you some of the other possible situations:
You: Hey will you pass the salt?
Person: Do you want me to pass the salt?
You: May you pass the salt?
Person: I may or I may not.
You: Wow The Anon Bloggers are awesome. I love this blog.
Person: Yes! I love this blog. I’m going to follow and like it on Facebook.
Okay that last one was a little off topic, but I think the point stands. There is a way of avoiding a question no matter how you phrase it, so please stop correcting us! The world has actual English issues. No need to make another that nobody follows.
Comment Question: Do you agree? Are you also annoyed by people who do this?
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