Monday, August 18, 2014

10 Sketchy Verified Twitter Accounts

If you’ve ever been on Twitter, you might have noticed these little things called “Verified Twitter Accounts.” According to the website, these are accounts that have “establish[ed] authenticity of identities of key individuals and brands on Twitter.” In other words, if you are who you say you are, you can be verified by @verified. Here are a few accounts that are a little sketchy:

1. Michael Jackson @michaeljackson

Apparently his Thriller music video was based on a true story. Someone be on the look out for a Michael Jackson zombie walking around.

2. Captain America @CaptainAmerica

Captain America just came out of the 1940s. I’m not even sure he could work a cellphone let alone a twitter account. I think @Iron_Man has been hacking. 

3. Angry Birds @AngryBirds

Please, everyone knows that birds can’t tweet. 

4. Spongebob @Spongebob

Oh so my IPhone gets a drop of water on it and it explodes, but Spongebob can use his in a pineapple under the sea and it works fine. I’m not buying it. 

5. Buzz Aldrin @TheRealBuzz

Everyone knows he faked the moon landing, so who knows if he’s faking this. 

6. Yahoo Maps @yahoomaps

This one is actually extremely odd. 85 followers, not following anyone, and never tweeted a thing. I guess Yahoo maps learned from Apple and gave up before it even began. 

7. Elvis Presley @ElvisPresley

Not sure why he’s on this list…although it is surprising that he would tweet while he’s so deep undercover.

8. Curiosity Rover @MarsCuriosity

This one is just as probable as Spongebob. If I can’t get reception when I go through a tunnel, do you really expect me to believe this little guy gets reception on Mars? If so, I’m switching to the NASA network.

9. Myspace @Myspace

Please, we all know this doesn’t exist anymore. Zuckerberg’s just playing with us. 

10. Verified Accounts @verified

You have 4 tweets (as of this posting) and yet you have over 1,000,000 followers. Do you really expect me to believe this is legit?

Have any other sketchy verified accounts? Post them in the comments below!

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-The Anon Blogger 

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Monday, December 23, 2013

The Comeback Series

Over the years, I have noticed many sayings and questions that get repeated toward me. Thus, I have developed some clever responses. He are a few:

Do you have change for a dollar?
-I wouldn’t change for any amount of money.

Do you have the time? 

Did your mom drop you as a baby? 
-No silly, when my mom was a baby, I wasn’t born. 

Dude you have no sense of humor! 
-Yeah, it heightens my other senses.

Have you lost your mind? 
-(Touch head to check) Nope!

That is the stupidest thing I have ever heard. 
-Really? The stupidest thing I’ve ever heard is “blagalongoloo.”

Ugh, don’t you have any patience? 
-No, why would I, I’m no doctor.

How do you get to [Insert location here]?
-You walk or drive, I suppose.

Times flies when your having fun.
-That’s odd, a frog once told me times fun when your having flies.

You need to get some common sense!
-Do you have change for a dollar?

Which is your favorite? What responses would add? Tell me in the comments below. 

-The Anon Blogger

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