Monday, December 23, 2013

The Comeback Series

Over the years, I have noticed many sayings and questions that get repeated toward me. Thus, I have developed some clever responses. He are a few:

Do you have change for a dollar?
-I wouldn’t change for any amount of money.

Do you have the time? 

Did your mom drop you as a baby? 
-No silly, when my mom was a baby, I wasn’t born. 

Dude you have no sense of humor! 
-Yeah, it heightens my other senses.

Have you lost your mind? 
-(Touch head to check) Nope!

That is the stupidest thing I have ever heard. 
-Really? The stupidest thing I’ve ever heard is “blagalongoloo.”

Ugh, don’t you have any patience? 
-No, why would I, I’m no doctor.

How do you get to [Insert location here]?
-You walk or drive, I suppose.

Times flies when your having fun.
-That’s odd, a frog once told me times fun when your having flies.

You need to get some common sense!
-Do you have change for a dollar?

Which is your favorite? What responses would add? Tell me in the comments below. 

-The Anon Blogger

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