tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-75901473101559331122024-03-13T14:50:32.721-04:00The Anon BloggersDon't Look Behind The CurtainThe Anonymous Bloggerhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15475142708080076842noreply@blogger.comBlogger82125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7590147310155933112.post-66913377426517533792014-08-25T22:30:00.000-04:002014-08-26T16:40:14.324-04:00Timmy The Spider #8: The Negotiations Begin<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;">
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<span class="s1"><a href="http://theanonbloggers.blogspot.com/2013/01/timmy-spider-4-plot-thickens.html">Timmy The Spider #4<span class="s2"></span></a></span></div>
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<a href="http://theanonbloggers.blogspot.com/2013/02/timmy-spider-5-back-up-plan.html">Timmy The Spider #5</a></div>
<span class="s1"><a href="http://theanonbloggers.blogspot.com/2013/03/timmy-spider-6-hair-we-go-again.html">Timmy The Spider #6</a></span><br />
<span class="s1"><a href="http://theanonbloggers.blogspot.com/2013/05/timmy-spider-7-things-get-serious.html">Timmy The Spider #7 </a></span><br />
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The Anonymous Bloggerhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15475142708080076842noreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7590147310155933112.post-53597621757460009002014-08-18T13:00:00.000-04:002014-08-28T16:10:48.621-04:0010 Sketchy Verified Twitter Accounts<div class="p1">
If you’ve ever been on Twitter, you might have noticed these little things called “Verified Twitter Accounts.” According to the website, these are accounts that have “establish[ed] authenticity of identities of key individuals and brands on Twitter.” In other words, if you are who you say you are, you can be verified by @verified. Here are a few accounts that are a little sketchy:</div>
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1. Michael Jackson @michaeljackson</div>
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Apparently his Thriller music video was based on a true story. Someone be on the look out for a Michael Jackson zombie walking around.</div>
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2. Captain America @CaptainAmerica</div>
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Captain America just came out of the 1940s. I’m not even sure he could work a cellphone let alone a twitter account. I think @Iron_Man has been hacking. </div>
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3. Angry Birds @AngryBirds<br />
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Please, everyone knows that birds can’t tweet. </div>
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4. Spongebob @Spongebob<br />
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Oh so my IPhone gets a drop of water on it and it explodes, but Spongebob can use his in a pineapple under the sea and it works fine. I’m not buying it. </div>
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5. Buzz Aldrin @TheRealBuzz<br />
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Everyone knows he faked the moon landing, so who knows if he’s faking this. </div>
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This one is actually extremely odd. 85 followers, not following anyone, and never tweeted a thing. I guess Yahoo maps learned from Apple and gave up before it even began. </div>
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7. Elvis Presley @ElvisPresley</div>
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Not sure why he’s on this list…although it is surprising that he would tweet while he’s so deep <a href="http://www.elvis-is-alive.com/">undercover</a>.</div>
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8. Curiosity Rover @MarsCuriosity<br />
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This one is just as probable as Spongebob. If I can’t get reception when I go through a tunnel, do you really expect me to believe this little guy gets reception on Mars? If so, I’m switching to the NASA network.<br />
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9. Myspace @Myspace</div>
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Please, we all know this doesn’t exist anymore. Zuckerberg’s just playing with us. </div>
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You have 4 tweets (as of this posting) and yet you have over 1,000,000 followers. Do you really expect me to believe this is legit?</div>
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<br />The Anonymous Bloggerhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15475142708080076842noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7590147310155933112.post-68978370067066100252013-12-23T20:00:00.000-05:002013-12-23T20:00:06.335-05:00The Comeback Series<div class="p1">
Over the years, I have noticed many sayings and questions that get repeated toward me. Thus, I have developed some clever responses. He are a few:</div>
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Do you have change for a dollar?</div>
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-I wouldn’t change for any amount of money.</div>
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Do you have the time? </div>
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-Yes.</div>
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Did your mom drop you as a baby? </div>
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Dude you have no sense of humor! </div>
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Have you lost your mind? </div>
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-(Touch head to check) Nope!</div>
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That is the stupidest thing I have ever heard. </div>
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-Really? The stupidest thing I’ve ever heard is “blagalongoloo.”</div>
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Ugh, don’t you have any patience? </div>
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How do you get to [Insert location here]?</div>
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Times flies when your having fun.</div>
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You need to get some common sense!</div>
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How well do you know the Anon Blogger? See if you can answer these question to find out:</div>
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1. Where does my cat like to sit?</div>
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B) I Am In Love With You</div>
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C) I’ll See you tonight ;) ;)</div>
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3. What was I proud of at the DMV?</div>
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B) Getting my license</div>
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C) Making a perfect checkmark</div>
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4. When was my first blog post posted?</div>
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B) 4/14/11</div>
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C) 5/31/12</div>
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5. What names did I use in “A Clever Name?”</div>
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A) Josh And Harry</div>
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B) Harry and Gary</div>
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C) Josh And Gary</div>
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6. What is the name of my recurring comic character?</div>
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C) Kimmy The JellyFish</div>
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7. If you are in a race, and you pass the person in 2<sup>nd</sup> place, what place are you in?</div>
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C) 3<sup>rd</sup></div>
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C) No One Knows</div>
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9. What is my opinion of 3D?</div>
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3) Very Bad</div>
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C) One Million Dollars</div>
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1. On my chair.</div>
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2. ;) ;) ;)</div>
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3. The perfect check mark.</div>
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4. 5/31/12</div>
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5. Josh and Gary</div>
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6. Timmy The Spider</div>
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8. We don’t know.</div>
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9. Very Bad</div>
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10. Monkey and Segway</div>
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The Anonymous Bloggerhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15475142708080076842noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7590147310155933112.post-64911459864741593682013-10-06T20:30:00.000-04:002013-10-06T20:30:00.901-04:00Life Lessons: Blenders<div class="MsoNormal">
Blenders have the power to unlock new possibilities for all.
They can puree and smoothee, but they also can be incredibly dangerous (Dun Dun
DUUUUUUN). Let me give you a warning of how not to handle a blender through a
story my brother and I definitely did not accidently cause via stupidity.</div>
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1. Make sure you know how to blend before you attempt. If
you don’t, the blade will keep turning and nothing will happen. Wait scratch
that, something will happen. Your blender will start smoking. (I kept telling
it smoking was bad for its health, but I guess it was addicted). All I know is…<o:p></o:p></div>
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2. If your blender starts smoking, you might want to stop
using it. Otherwise, the motor might explode, filling your house with more
smoke, leading you to flee the house and walk around the block until the smell
and fumes left. However…<o:p></o:p></div>
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3. You should not put the smoking blender in front of the
fan you’ve been using to fight the summer heat. I know what you’re thinking, it
will blow away the smoke, and you are right but apparently, the smoke just
blows away from the fan, into the house. Again, not saying I did this myself,
but I suggest against it. And lastly…<o:p></o:p></div>
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4. Don’t do this in your parent’s house. They will not be
happy. If you do do this, just hide it from them. Make sure not to give any
indication that’s something is wrong: nervousness, lack of eye contact, a blog
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The Anonymous Bloggerhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15475142708080076842noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7590147310155933112.post-10214100260165078422013-08-26T10:45:00.000-04:002013-08-28T12:09:55.370-04:00The 2013 VMA’s: Miley Cyrus Cannot Stop<div class="p1">
Yesterday, the VMA’s happened and I have to say, I’m speechless. Luckily this is written and I don’t have writer’s block. There were really only two things that stood out. Miley Cyrus goes crazy and NSYNC returns (cue the squeals from girls in there 20s everywhere…Okay, and guys), but let’s stick to Miley. The truth is, there’s no way I could give it justice in words, so I went to the internet to find some pictures to describe the night. </div>
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First you have the red carpet. Looking back, this should have been a sign for what’s to come. I mean here is Miley years ago:<br />
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But that was only the beginning. There was also a performance. Naturally, she had the standard stoned bears dancing across the stage:</div>
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And of course there was some mandatory Miley Cyrus twerking with a giant (also a side note both twerking and Miley are not accepted by Word): </div>
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And lastly, there was the moment when everyone in the world collectively burned their foam fingers. Now that is too inappropriate for even me to post, so I’ll just give you Will Smith’s family’s reaction. It really captures the night: </div>
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The Anonymous Bloggerhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15475142708080076842noreply@blogger.com4tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7590147310155933112.post-89082738672453452492013-08-19T14:30:00.000-04:002013-08-19T14:34:20.614-04:00The Newest Coolest Name<div class="p1">
Every person dreams of putting his mark on the world. Leaving something that people will use for all of eternity…or at least until humans cease to exists. How did this get to such a dark place?</div>
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Anyway, I’ve decided that I want to leave my mark with a name. A name that people will use for generations. The loftiest of kings will speak this name and the poorest of peasants. The name: Fusduece. </div>
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Yes, Fusduece. For years I have used this name for RPGs and now I release it to the world. Use it as you will. Name your kids Fusduce, your dog, your plant, anything; just let it spread to the world at fly free through the mouths of the nations. </div>
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Imagine walking into work or class and have the boss/teacher call out your name Fusduece. Think of how the people will fawn at the superiority and originality of your name. Fusduece is the path to success and love.</div>
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Imagine how the men/ladies will react to you when they hear your name is Fusduece. Their eyes will light up with fascination and their hearts will beat with the deep feeling of love. </div>
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Fusduece is the name of the century, no, the millennium, no, the eternity. So remember it, dear readers, for Fusduece is the name for the present and the future. Use it, and be the first pioneers of the age of Fusduece.</div>
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The Anonymous Bloggerhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15475142708080076842noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7590147310155933112.post-56976822361817781162013-07-25T22:30:00.000-04:002013-07-25T22:45:25.829-04:00Everybody’s Talking About The Royal Baby<div class="p1">
The world is in turmoil. The economy’s of the world have crashed, the Middle East is exploding with revolutions, but most importantly, the royal baby has been born.</div>
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Yes, many of you might have noticed that the newsfeeds of the world have been cluttered with baby coverage. The entire universe is waiting with baited breath for the next story of the baby, naturally, because this story is the most impactful on our daily lives. </div>
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The first item on the docket for the baby was what to name him. They were deciding between George, Alexander, and Louis, but in true political fashion, they decided on the name, George Alexander Louis. His initials are GAL (I wonder what gender they were hoping for?).</div>
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Most importantly, this baby is third in line for kingship. That means if two people die, Barney might be the first dinosaur to ever be knighted. Ms. Frizzle would likely be elected head of education, and the Teletubbies could become the British ambassadors to Mars. Moreover, British alliances would be determined by whichever country had the best toys and most stylish Sippy cups. </div>
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Although if he is going to come in to power, I really hope it is not during his teenage years. Pikachu becoming the national mascot of England would be fun when he’s a kid, but I could not deal with Sir Justin Bieber or Sirs One Direction when he becomes post-pubescent. We have enough of that without making it official. (Although come to think of it, if he were to make them fight to the death, it would be pretty interesting (JK, relax teenage females of the world)). </div>
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All I really have to say is stop with the baby talk. It’s an interesting story, but we don’t needed to have 24/7 coverage of every time the baby moves. No need to turn him into a reality star before he’s even taken his first steps. </div>
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The Anonymous Bloggerhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15475142708080076842noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7590147310155933112.post-32324087152696850992013-07-11T22:00:00.000-04:002013-07-11T22:08:39.973-04:00And We’ll Throw In A Blog Post Free of Charge<div class="p1">
Nowadays, when people think of commercials, their heads turn to something like the Superbowl, where the most awesomest (I don’t care if it’s not a word, I’m using it) commercials are shown. However, I’d like to discuss the commercials that sell the new products on the market, like the Snuggie commercials.</div>
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One of the key features of these commercials is that they are always a good deal. Always. No matter the product, price, or quality, the commercial always says, “You can get it for only $X that’s $Y less than the retail price.” You really have to appreciate these commercials for looking out for our wallets by always guaranteeing us a good price. </div>
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Then, many of them take the next step and offer something for free. Perhaps they throw in something completely irrelevant to the product, or perhaps they offer two of the products for the price of one. Either way, rather than scamming us, they offering us a good deal with a freebie, and all we have to do is a few easy payments of $19.95!</div>
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Well actually this is not true. There is always shipping and handling, but who can complain about an extra charge for shipping and handling when you have such a great deal? </div>
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Thus, I would like to honor these commercials for providing us with such good deals over the years and so many freebies (after we pay for the product of course). Clearly, this is a selfless act.</div>
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The Anonymous Bloggerhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15475142708080076842noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7590147310155933112.post-80950741684958735472013-07-04T20:00:00.000-04:002013-07-04T20:00:09.711-04:00The Deadly Lesson of Piñata<div class="p1">
When you think of a children’s party, what do you think of?</div>
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No, not balloons. No, not cake. No, not clowns. Fine stop guessing, it’s piñatas. Those small little paper figures that are hung up to a tree and filled with candy.</div>
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The goal of these Piñatas? To hit them with a stick blindfolded until their guts spill out with candy for children to fight viciously over. </div>
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1. You should hang people and animals up to a tree using a string.</div>
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2. Hitting people and animals hung up to a tree with sticks will provide you with candy.</div>
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3. After hitting a person hung up to a tree with a stick and breaking him open, you can eat what comes out.</div>
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4. After hitting a person hung up to a tree with a stick and breaking him open so something comes out, you fight with others to see who can eat more.</div>
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5. All of this should be done at a party.</div>
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Now I don’t know about you, but I don’t think this sends the right message. Perhaps we should just give the kids the candy so they can get hyper without endangering the life of the poor tree that died in its duty to provide entertainment for children. </div>
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The Anonymous Bloggerhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15475142708080076842noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7590147310155933112.post-13604651421983300852013-06-27T21:00:00.000-04:002013-06-27T23:50:35.719-04:00They Say Don't Look A Gift Horse In The Mouth...Flowers Are The Exception<div class="p1">
Flowers: they’re colorful, they’re beautiful. They’re useless. For years, the reason for giving flowers has baffled me. First, they don’t have a practical purpose. You can eat chocolate, but flowers just sit there and look pretty. Even a plunger can unclog a toilet, yet no one would think of giving it as a gift, and I don’t want to give any person I like something that’s less useful than a plunger.</div>
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Second, you have to take care of them. If you’re going to give someone something they’re going to have to take care of, at least make it a monkey (<a href="https://www.google.com/search?q=monkey+butler&source=lnms&tbm=isch&sa=X&ei=3uLMUY-DN5jd4APc44HYDw&ved=0CAkQ_AUoAQ&biw=1422&bih=681#facrc=_&imgdii=_&imgrc=F6vcPOKJCgIiHM%3A%3By0wHLEO1CAWG0M%3Bhttp%253A%252F%252Fwww.wired.com%252Fimages_blogs%252Fphotos%252Funcategorized%252F2007%252F06%252F19%252Ffitzwillie.jpg%3Bhttp%253A%252F%252Fwww.wired.com%252Fgeekdad%252F2007%252F06%252Frobots_and_mons-2%252F%3B593%3B792"><span class="s1">they can be trained to be butlers</span></a>). When you receive flowers, you have to:</div>
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Lastly, Cats. Eat. Flowers. I’m sure they’re fine for their health (and by sure I mean I am too lazy to Google it), but whenever they go to eat the flowers, they just knock over the vase, flooding the table. The last thing I need is to build an ark every time flowers come my way.</div>
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Flowers are pretty, yes, but if I wanted to bring something pretty yet impractical into my house, I would just go with the monkey butler. At least he can bring me a soda.</div>
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The Anonymous Bloggerhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15475142708080076842noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7590147310155933112.post-8258159141324907702013-06-20T21:00:00.000-04:002013-06-20T21:00:02.468-04:00Miss Utah, The Wisest Mind Of This GenerationRecently, Miss Utah was asked about woman’s salaries compared to men’s salaries and how they tend to be lower. The judges of the beauty contest wanted to know what this said about society. <br />
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She said: “I think we can relate this back to education and how we are continuing to try to strive to (pause) figure out how to create jobs right now. That is the biggest problem and I think, especially the men, are um, seen as the leaders of this and so we need to try and figure out how to create education better so we can solve this problem. Thank you.” (<a href="http://lybio.net/tag/miss-utah-marissa-powell-ridiculous-answer-something-really-dumb-quotes/">Source</a>)</div>
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Many say this was a big flub, but if you look closely, this is one of the most insightful comments of our generation. Let’s analyze:</div>
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This is a clever political move. Much like politicians, she clearly prepared an answer before talking in public. Then, she just tried to take whatever question was asked and answer it with what she prepared. She’s just as smart as a politician, and everyone knows what geniuses they are.</div>
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“and how we are continuing to try to strive to (pause) figure out how to create jobs right now”</div>
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Here, she’s making an excellent point about the world’s effort to stimulate the job market, showing that she is clearly in tune with current events of society. Moreover, she acknowledges the slowness of this effort by saying, “to try to strive to (pause) figure out,” for the governments are not striving to fix the job market. They have not even figured out a plan, and they have not succeeded. They are just trying to strive to figure it out. </div>
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“That is the biggest problem and I think, especially the men, are um, seen as the leaders of this”</div>
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She notes the enormity of the problem, but subtly answers the initial question by explaining that these failed efforts were led by men. Perhaps if there was equal pay, women could lead the job market back to where it needs to be. A very subtle yet clever retort.</div>
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“and so we need to try and figure out how to create education better so we can solve this problem.”</div>
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Here is perhaps the biggest example of her aptitude. Here, she makes the point that we need to improve education, but understands that this statement on its own is empty, so to emphasize the point, she makes the statement completely incomprehensible, showing how people will talk if education continues to fail them. By leaving English grammar aside, she makes her point especially powerful.</div>
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Thus, I can understand where the irony of her answer could be lost, but hopefully, I have explained the genius of Miss Utah. Hopefully, now we can give her the respect a beauty contest contestant deserves. </div>
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Lately, I’ve been wearing <a href="http://www.zazzle.com/theanonbloggers">shirts with sayings</a> around the street I’ve noticed an odd trend. People (random people) stop, read the shirts and tell you what they think about them.</div>
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1. I don’t know what they are talking about half the time. Let’s say my shirt says, “When all else fails, hope everyone else fails with you.” Someone comes up to me randomly and says, “ha I totally agree.” I know I’m wearing the shirt, but when I first hear this I’m thinking, “what are you agreeing with?”</div>
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2. Every time someone wants to read the shirt they stop. Just stop. Like in the middle of the street while everyone is walking they will just stop and read, holding up traffic. “¿por qué?,” I’m thinking. (Don’t ask me why I’m thinking Spanish.) As Dory said in Finding Nemo, “just keep swimming and don’t stop randomly to read my shirt.” At least I think it was something like that. </div>
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3. The worst part is when people stop me to read. Okay I understand, my shirt is hilarious and I am awesome, so naturally you want to read the shirt, but why must you make me stand still so that you can read it. Then again, maybe that is the price of wearing an awesome shirt (that and $17.99 plus shipping and handling).</div>
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Have you ever ordered Chinese food? (If your answer was no, you should really get on that). Well when you do, the restaurants send these nice little cookies with little fortunes in them. I decided I would make my own little fortune cookies. Each of the links below lead to a fortune. Some are good, some are bad, none are actually indicative of what the future holds, but then again, maybe they are??? (But probably not).</div>
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Here it means you slept a good uninterrupted sleep, but from my knowledge of sitcoms, not many babies do this. </div>
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Babies sleep at random periods a day, but when they go to sleep for the night they randomly wake up waiting for their parents to sooth them. Hard to think this is happening to thousands of people everyday who are “sleeping like a baby.”</div>
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All in all, the saying, “slept like a baby” means essentially that one did not sleep like a baby. Either that or one spent the night waking up constantly, crying and might have wet the bed. I don’t know about you, but I would not want to tell anybody if that happened to me last night. </div>
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As you all may know, Iron Man 3 recently was released and though I have yet to see it, I have one serious problem with his conception as a whole and that is, he is completely assassinatable.</div>
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<br />The Anonymous Bloggerhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15475142708080076842noreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7590147310155933112.post-7307611427009991242013-05-06T19:30:00.000-04:002013-05-28T17:07:25.640-04:00Short Shorts #1: Proving Einstein Wrong <div class="p1">
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I took a deep look into it and realized that it cannot possibly be true, and I will tell you why. Look closely at what a 'c' is. If you attach an arrow to it, it is just a rotation by 270 degrees. If you rotate 'm' 270 degrees, it will be a backwards 'E.' If you do that twice, it become a 'w.' However, if you do it thrice, it will be an E. m-><span class="s1">∃</span>->w->E.</div>
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