Lance Armstrong apparently admitted recently in an interview with Oprah that he had been using drugs during his Tour De France victories. This only confirms something we've been suspecting for a long time. Oprah has super powers.
Honestly, Armstrong has been keeping this a secret for years. It’s almost as old and sacred as The International Statute of Wizarding Secrecy from Harry Potter (google it) The only way Oprah could have possibly gotten him to admit that is if she has some super interrogative powers, which must mean…Oprah is a wizard! (Or maybe a witch).
There’s only one way to find out if this is true. We must get Oprah to interview herself. Only someone with super interrogative powers like Oprah could get a wizard (or witch) like Oprah to reveal her secret. Oprah, the ball is in your court (Quidditch court that is).
However, Oprah is not the only one under suspicion. Armstrong has also made people doubt his past. By admitting he did drugs during the to Tour De France, who knows where else he’s used them. Perhaps, he’s used them in other professional races. Maybe he used them during practice. Who knows, he might have even used drugs to help fight cancer!
All of his accomplishments are brought into question, and there’s only one way to find the truth. Oprah get your wand out. It’s going to be a long day.
-The Anon Blogger