Thursday, December 20, 2012

Twitter Tweets And The End Of The World

Hello dear readers!

You are reading what might be the very last post here ever to be created. That’s right tomorrow (or for some of you today) is 12-21-12. Otherwise known as the end of the Mayan calendar, which for some reason means the world will end!

As I sat to decide what I wanted to post for my last post on Earth, my mind started thinking about some tweets I had recently sent out. Nobody seemed to read them, and I thought: “Now the world will end with out anybody seeing my tweets!” Certainly, I could not let this happen, so I present to you some of my favorite tweets. Enjoy!

–Somedays you feel like screaming at the top of your lungs. Advice: do not do it in an open elevator.

–Roosevelt said, "there's nothing to fear be fear itself." Clearly, he has never met a spider.

–When all else fails, hope everyone else fails with you.

–When they make hovercrafts, what happens when you run out of fuel? #Futurequetions

-The self replacing lightbulb would put many comedians out of business...

-Dads. Where good jokes go bad.

-"But if I count ten, I'll forget why I'm angry"

-Donut hue juzt hayt typos?

-I just got a word verification wrong three times...I MUST BE A ROBOT

-Somedays when I have to walk long distances, I wish I could teleport. Granted, my idea of long distance is anything that requires standing.

-I bet the "#" button is feeling pretty good these days. Before twitter, it was useless. I wonder when "%" will get it's glory day.

-Some look at the glass half empty. Some look at the glass half full. I look for a bottle to refill my glass.

And so, dear readers, the last post before the end of the world on 12-21-12. I hope these tweets have made the last day of this world special.

Comment Questions: Which was your favorite tweet? Do you have any fun nuggets below that I can tweet out? How are you Spending your last day on Earth.

-The Anon Blogger

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9 comments:

  1. I like "Donut hue juzt hayt typos" because typos is the only word that's spelled correctly.

    As for the end of the world it's really the end of the Age of Pisces and the beginning of the Age of Aquarius. So I'm celebrating.

    Michael E. East.

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  2. –Roosevelt said, "there's nothing to fear be fear itself." Clearly, he has never met a spider.

    This video is a step by step guide on why you should never ever film a sp-- AHHHHH!!! GET IT OFF ME GET IT OFF ME GET IT OFF MEEEEEEE!!

    http://www.funnyordie.com/videos/a2ab701e7e/why-not-to-film-a-spider

    Do #Futurequetions have #Futureanwers?

    You may not BE A ROBOT, YOU MAY BE LEGALLY BLIND OR "BLAND" AS MY FRIENDS CONSTANTLY REMIND ME.

    sTANDING room only.

    If % gets it's day, then before you know it, & and * are going to be clamoring for attention as well. Since ( and ) are already in use, the horror will never end!

    Our days on Earth will be filled with endless Shifting! The Horror! The Horror!

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  3. AND WHAT ABOUT TIMMY THE SPIDER!!!!!!!!!!!!! HE HAS FEELINGS TOO, YOU KNOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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    1. Hey Timmy is a scary guy.

      PS He will be returning sometime after the holidays :)

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  4. hi am a new follower,

    hope you can visit my blog too and join in

    thanks!

    -Chi
    http://sunnydaysarelove.blogspot.com

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  5. Love this :) The one about the number and percent buttons made me LOL (for real) Pretty good stuff. I don't have a funny because even though I tweet I hardly know how to be cool or cute about it.

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  6. I bet the "#" button is feeling pretty good these days. Before twitter, it was useless. I wonder when "%" will get it's glory day. - that was my fav haha. Maybe Google will come up with something.

    I am not aging… “I am ripening to perfection." ~Anon this has got to be one of my fav tweets lol although I didn't tweet it myself.

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  7. Meh....did not care much about the end of the world....I was more annoyed about the 12.12.12 crap...geez my news feed in facebook was filled with that non stop make it special and stuff.....glad that was over with!

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  8. –When all else fails, hope everyone else fails with you.

    This was my favorite because I like that idea of not standing out as a fool among fools! :) I tweeted this one, so hopefully, now that the "end-of-days" nonsense has passed, others will read your tweet & smile! :)

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