Hello dear readers!
You are reading what might be the very last post here ever to be created. That’s right tomorrow (or for some of you today) is 12-21-12. Otherwise known as the end of the Mayan calendar, which for some reason means the world will end!
As I sat to decide what I wanted to post for my last post on Earth, my mind started thinking about some tweets I had recently sent out. Nobody seemed to read them, and I thought: “Now the world will end with out anybody seeing my tweets!” Certainly, I could not let this happen, so I present to you some of my favorite tweets. Enjoy!
–Somedays you feel like screaming at the top of your lungs. Advice: do not do it in an open elevator.
–Roosevelt said, "there's nothing to fear be fear itself." Clearly, he has never met a spider.
–When all else fails, hope everyone else fails with you.
–When they make hovercrafts, what happens when you run out of fuel? #Futurequetions
-The self replacing lightbulb would put many comedians out of business...
-Dads. Where good jokes go bad.
-"But if I count ten, I'll forget why I'm angry"
-Donut hue juzt hayt typos?
-I just got a word verification wrong three times...I MUST BE A ROBOT
-Somedays when I have to walk long distances, I wish I could teleport. Granted, my idea of long distance is anything that requires standing.
-I bet the "#" button is feeling pretty good these days. Before twitter, it was useless. I wonder when "%" will get it's glory day.
-Some look at the glass half empty. Some look at the glass half full. I look for a bottle to refill my glass.
And so, dear readers, the last post before the end of the world on 12-21-12. I hope these tweets have made the last day of this world special.
Comment Questions: Which was your favorite tweet? Do you have any fun nuggets below that I can tweet out? How are you Spending your last day on Earth.
-The Anon Blogger
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