Thursday, July 5, 2012

I Won, I Won!!!

When you visit certain sites over and over again, you will find that many of them have changed. They've been updated, stuff has been taken down or put up, but one thing seems to remain constant: you are still the 1,000,000th visitor.

I have won a free i-pod, i-pad, and i-phone from so many sites for being their 1,000,000th visitor that "I" think "I" must be rich ("I" know those puns really hurt me too). Let's face it: it is impossible to have that many 1,000,000th visitors...Unless...OMG that explains everything. Clearly, the creators of these ads have managed to create some type of time loop in which every time a 1,000,000th viewer comes to the site and leaves, time reverses itself to before that visitor arrived, but because the time loop is self contained, the visitor still retains the memory of winning. Either that or their just using a clever ploy to get people to come to their site and give them their information, but really which one seems more probable?

Either way, I'm glad to see that in this ever changing world one thing remains the same: advertisements.

-The Anon Blogger

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30 comments:

  1. Hi there, I am new to the Friday blog hop and really enjoy your blog. Will follow and would appreciate the same! Nice to meet you!
    Treasuringgrace.blogspot.com

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  2. LOL!I hate those stupid things!You know few months ago some people would call random numbers telling them they won something but in order to get the prize they were required to send some money back...I got one of those calls too...only to tell them "wow how did I win when I did not even enter any contest?"....at first it was annoying but then it just got entertaining because I found it fun to abuse them on the phone.
    Eventually the whole scam thing stopped..glad it stopped.

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    1. Well now you know how you keep managing to be their 1,000,000th visitor! Time loops explain everything.

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  3. it's a virus ad :D Works for silly guys=) Ehehehe

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    1. It could be a virus ad, but which do you think is more likely, virus ads or self-contained time loops? Clearly time loops wins out.

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  4. Hi thanks for participating in the blog hop. I am a new follower

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  5. I hate those kinds of ads. Never click on em. ugh!

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    1. How can you hate a time loop? They're awesome :)

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  6. lol I guess I've won a lot of stuff too. I just never respond to the flashing lights "YOu won!" signs. Lucky for me I already have all my litltl gadgets . You're fun. I"ll be back.

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    1. Congrats on winning and thanks, I look forward to seeing you.

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  7. Your blog is very refreshing. Nice to meet you!

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    1. Thank you! Glad to refresh (especially in the summer heat).

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  8. I always wondered... self-contained time loop... yes, it all makes so much better sense now! Thanks for clearing up that little mystery! :)

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  9. I've always enjoyed those self-contained time loops. Sooooo much better than the scattered-willy-nilly type of time loops!

    Most excellent post, Anon! And agreed, we can all breathe a sigh of relief knowing that advertisements are here to stay! :)

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  10. Hi Anon Blogger!

    I love the concept of your blog! You have a great way of using humor to address some of those annoying things we face on a daily basis. I couldn't find a "contact me" nor did I have your email address, so I hope it's ok that I post this here...I wanted to let you know that you are being featured on this week's Totally Tuesday Blog Hop at Frugal Living and More!

    You can check it out by going to: http://www.frugallivingandmore.com/2012/07/totally-tuesday-blog-hop-week-of-71012.html

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  11. Hahaha hahaha, you so damn right!! I have also, but funny is when you do click on the links (yes I have done it just to see lol) so there is like a billion things to fill in lol.

    =)
    Well nice blogg, hope you have a great day, i sure will be popping in here to check som more.
    (fallow?)

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    1. Muchos Gracias as they say in Spain. Enjoy your popping!

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  12. This is hilarious. I thought my friend and I were the only ones who considered warps in the space/time continuum as funny or serious... Either one. The point is... As I usually skim other people's blogs, your blog was entertaining the whole way through.

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    1. Thanks, warps can be funny, but most of the "time," they are no laughing matter.

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    2. I see what you did there...

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    3. Thank you! Thank you! No applause necessary!

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