In life, one has many desires, for example I really want a Segway to ride around town. However, what I desire most of all, is a monkey named "Chips."
"Why do I want a monkey?" you might ask. Well it's very obvious isn't it? Because...Monkeys are AMAZING.
First of all, monkeys are smart and have thumbs. One monkey was trained to drive, so imagine what I could teach my monkey to do: get me soda, juggle, do calculus homework. I could have my own little monkey servant. It would be so cute.
Second of all, monkeys are cute. All persons respect someone with a monkey. It's just a fact of life (I think). Imagine how cool you'll sound walking around to people asking them to pet your monkey. Okay that didn't come out right, but I just thought of a great monkey pick-up line.
Go up to someone and say, "hey, do you want to pet my monkey?"
"What?" says the person.
"His name is Chips." Monkey comes out behind your back.
BOOM. Greatest. Pick-up line. Ever.
So readers if any of you are wondering what gift to give your friends or family, I suggest a monkey (hint hint Mom)
-The Anonymous Teenager
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Having poop thrown at me doesn't sound appealing although I'll definitely admit the intelligence of monkeys.
ReplyDeleteI'd much rather have a dog but that's just me.
Just train it not to throw poop. Problem solved.
DeleteDog=picking up poop. Problem.
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If gorillas didnt have such a temper, I would consider wanting a gorilla, but until they can control themselves...
ReplyDeleteMonkey: 1
Gorilla: 0
Gorillas are big and monkeys are tiny, so a gorilla can not stand on your shoulder.
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We have too many monkeys living here on St. Kitts. They have no natural predators on-island, and so they have overpopulated the interior jungle. So much so, they have to resort to stealing farmers' crops to feed themselves.
ReplyDeletePlease come take one. They are Green African variety (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Chlorocebus) and are very cute, smart and agile.
Great! Just train it and send it over :)
DeleteI think baby monkey's are cute, but naw..i got 2 dogs and im pretty happy with them!
ReplyDeleteI want rats but monkeys are smarter :)
ReplyDeleteAnd they have thumbs!
DeleteOhh yeah
ReplyDeleteIn India, especially in rural areas there are so many monkeys. They used to scare the shit outta ma, but now I find them absurdly cool XD
Khanak
www.keepingupwithkhanak.blogspot.com
I am now considering living in india.
DeleteYes a monkey supporter! Monkeys=Awesome
ReplyDeleteI would but my house is a little too small, and it might be a little hard to take care of.
ReplyDeleteUnless... I get the monkey to take care of the giraffe for me. Aha, I just got a great idea.
I wouldn't want to have to clean up after a monkey, my two kids are bad enough :) My kids would love a monkey though and want one every time we go to the zoo.
ReplyDeleteYour kids are pretty smart. Perhaps you should give in :)
DeleteNo Chimpanzee. Those are dangerous. Just a small monkey, like the ones that organ grinders used to have.
ReplyDeleteThose monkeys are awesome.
I love dogs.. but I have nothing against monkeys....
ReplyDeleteI would love to pet monkeys as well, maybe in the future..
I love monkeys...but I have nothing against dogs.
DeleteYou should definitely get a monkey in the future. Trust me, it would be awesome.
I love Monkey as one of my favorite Animals along with Cats and dogs and other wildlife.
ReplyDeleteLoL too Funny
You are now a friend :)
DeleteI used to really enjoy watching the money's in cages, but I find them very threatening in the wild and would not necessarily like one, I do like some apes though it would be nice to have a Gibbon or Orangutan, but only if I had a large piece of jungle for them to live in and be happy.
ReplyDeleteHa, well chimps are violent. Monkeys are nice :)
DeleteNo just monkeys :)
ReplyDeleteDo your calculus homework? Haha! You have such high expectations for monkeys. Of course I know you’re kidding, but seriously, having a pet monkey is totally cool. Why don’t you adopt one? Show him off to us if ever you happen to get one! And I don't think they'd resort to poop-throwing, unless they feel threatened or you don't pay attention to them.
ReplyDeleteRandal Barber @ Poggi's Animal House