Thursday, August 30, 2012

Time Stops, Aliens Invade

Have you ever noticed that when you’re having fun, time moves fast, and when you’re suffering, time moves slowly? Some might say this is some type of psychological situation triggered in the brain, but I found a more plausible explanation. No, I’m not talking about some crazy explanation, like wizards or vampires. I’m talking about aliens.

Now I know what you’re thinking, “that explains everything, but why do they want to do this?”

That is very simple. Invasion. Aliens have been plotting an invasion of Earth since the beginning of time, and this is the perfect way of achieving it.

Whenever a human is having fun, aliens make the time pass quickly, so they feel sad that the moment has passed, and whenever a human is suffering, aliens make the time pass slowly, so the human suffers longer. Either way, it leads to depression.

Clearly, aliens want the human race to be depressed, so when the invasion begins they will submit in hopes of a better future.

This is the only logical explanation, and we must prevent it from succeeding.

We cannot give in! My request from you, dear readers, is to resist this alien manipulation. Instead of regretting the fun moment that has passed quickly, remember the happiness it brought you. Instead of suffering through slow boring times, look forward to the happy times ahead. Fight the depression that aliens are trying to force upon you, for this is the only way to save the world.

The aliens have met their match.

Comment Questions: Hello dear readers, to make up for bonus content during schools, I’ll try to ask a few comment questions every week. This weeks questions are: Do you experience this alien trick during your life? Have you ever witnessed any suspicious beings employing some type of time slowing or speeding process? What other methods can you think of to resist the alien’s attack?

-The Anon Blogger

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  1. Oh good, now everytime I have someone under depression I will just blame it on the aliens!!! XD

    I am not going to be surprised if my boss at work turns out to be an alien too, god the hours just don't end!!!

  2. Love this post!! Either way, we'l submit in hopes of a better future..aaahh, such logic! <3

    1. Aliens are tricky. Glad you liked the post. Warning people is important :)

  3. LOL very nice, very tempted if people complain about time going slow and stuff I shall explain this to them haha XD


    1. You should! The message needs to be spread for human's sake!

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