Thursday, August 16, 2012

I'm Getting Old in 3D

There comes a time in every man's and woman's life that he/she gets old. The way to test if you’re old is to think of all the modern inventions in the world: if you like them or are neutral to them, then congrats, you still have your youth. If not, congrats, you can now collect social security.

Nowadays, you see this test working everywhere. Some people complain about that dang flabbit Rock Music or Hip-Hop. Some complain about that internet thing and "The Youtube." Some even complain about color TV, but me, I complain about 3D (That sentence rhymed).

Every movie that comes out is in 3D, and now game consoles and TVs are converting to it. I have watched many 3D movies, but every time the 3D hurts my eyes, giving me a headache, and when I try to reach out to touch the images, I end up hitting myself in the face. (Even writing 3D on the computer is hard: half the time I accidentally hold down the shift button when pressing the 3 and get #D or I don't and get 3d, which looks terrible. Go ahead try writing 3D 10 times fast on your computer. It's really hard. I'll wait................ ..........................................................................................................................Do you see what I mean?)

Anyway, with this revelation, I have transgressed into the threshold of oldness, but don't worry about me, young whippersnappers, I always look at the bright side. Free bingo night here I come.

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-The Anonymous Senior Citizen Blogger

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8 comments:

  1. Free bingo night and as a added bonus you can go see some of those 3D 3D 3D 3D 3D 3D 3D 3D 3D 3D (yes it is hard to write 3D 10 times in a row) movies at a discounted rate!!! See you are thinking ahead of all the added perks you get for being older!!! Great job!

    Aaron

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  2. 3D 3D 3D 3D 3D 3D 3D 3D 3D

    yayy I can do eet

    *shut up Nikki, you were just using the copy paste button*

    oops...fine so I can't do it and I see what you mean!

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  3. BINGOOOOOOO...love bingo!
    Great post!! :D

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  4. How about the extra cost of the stinking 3D movies at the theater? Ridiculous! So not worth it. I'm right with you!

    BTW, I nominated you for a Liebster award because your blog cracks me up. You can get the details about the award at my blog: http://canigetanotherbottleofwhine.blogspot.com/

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  5. :)
    I'm a little worried about the Hobbit being in 3D besides that I'm stumped at why it's going to be a trilogy!
    Other then that I'm happy I've never hit myself in the face while wearing those glasses :D

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