Over the years, I have noticed many sayings and questions that get repeated toward me. Thus, I have developed some clever responses. He are a few:
Do you have change for a dollar?
-I wouldn’t change for any amount of money.
Do you have the time?
-Yes.
Did your mom drop you as a baby?
-No silly, when my mom was a baby, I wasn’t born.
Dude you have no sense of humor!
-Yeah, it heightens my other senses.
Have you lost your mind?
-(Touch head to check) Nope!
That is the stupidest thing I have ever heard.
-Really? The stupidest thing I’ve ever heard is “blagalongoloo.”
Ugh, don’t you have any patience?
-No, why would I, I’m no doctor.
How do you get to [Insert location here]?
-You walk or drive, I suppose.
Times flies when your having fun.
-That’s odd, a frog once told me times fun when your having flies.
You need to get some common sense!
-Do you have change for a dollar?
Which is your favorite? What responses would add? Tell me in the comments below.
-The Anon Blogger
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